"Why do they think ‘fat dyke’ is an insult? To me, it means… I’m gonna eat fried chicken and pussy. That’s why I brought wet naps."
— Margaret Cho (via rufflebutts)
(Source: liquorinthefront, via stfuconservatives)
Sneak Level: Over 9000
put all the exp points in sneak
This was quite funny. He like “I’ma get this mf”
the stealth game is immaculate
LOOOOOOL!! Is is sad that the whole time I was like “THIS ONE’S FOR MUFASA!!”
(via girlargueswithtree)
BABY
#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATH]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
(via opheliasnorkels)
sometimes i look at my little cousins running around and shit
and i think
my god,
people
have children
voluntarily
they actually
want children
and actively take steps to ensure that
(via girlargueswithtree)
And not even all 10 at the same time.
(via girlargueswithtree)
The following is an abridged version of my letter to Dan Savage. Rather than engage in a “I hate you/you hate me” pissing match, I am responding only to the inaccurate factual information contained in Dan’s response to Lindy West. This is one of the most exhaustively cited…
(Source: atchka)
